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    /****************************************
    PROGRAM  : ABOUT ME VERSION 1.0
    AUTHOR   : THE CYBERCRACK
    TOOL     : COMMONSENSE V 0.007
    PLATFORM : INDEPENDENT
    ****************************************/

    # include <dreams.h>
    # include <profile.h>
    # include <secrets.h>

    int main (int 
argc, char* argv[])
    {
    clrscr();

    Name                :  GAIRIK 
BHATTACHARYA

    DOB              :  6TH OF JAN 1983

    Zodiac Sign        :  Capricorn

    Address          :  Oops...I don't want to expose myself in my 
birthsuit
                   to the wild world of Internet!!!

    Occupation        :  Currently
AM A STUDENT OF
font color=#0000FF>Qualifications        :  B-TECH [COMPUTER 
SCIENCE ENGG.) , M.S ASPIRANT FROM A U.S.A UNIVERSITY

    Hobbies          :  Programming, Tinkering 
with the system, Reading

    PROJECTS     :
I HAVE DONE MANY PROJECTS IN IBM GLOBAL SERVICES:

** CHAT ROOM COMMUNICATION SYSTEM USING RMI AND CORBA

** DEVELOPMENT OF A STUDENT DATABASE USING LOB, MULTIMEDIA AND 
JDBC-ODBC DRIVER

** IMAGE RESTIRATION USING DSP

** MUSIC GENERATION PRINCIPLES USING DSP

** A NOVEL WAY OF GRAPH TRAVERSAL USING ANN

** A ANN BASED SYSTEM FOR CHAOTIC SYSTEM

** FLIGHT CONTROL SYSTEM DESIGN OPTIMIZATION USING ADAPTIVE 
PARTITON RANDOM SEARCH & GENETIC ALGORITHMS

font color=#0000FF>Activities           (I believe that sky is 
the limit)

    Ambition        :  Join the M.I.T  
(Maschussettes Institute of Technology)
                     for MS I.T (Master of Science,
                                                     Information 
Technology)

    Role Models        :  Linus Torvalds, 
Richard M Stallman

    Things I like most    :  Computers, 
Books, English songs, Paintings,
                   Loneliness, Beautiful Landscape, Mountains,
                   Conendrums, Driving very fast.

    Things I hate most    :  Hindi films, 
songs and actors, Lies, Mistakes,
                   Bugs (Program), Arrogance, Microsoft policies,
                   Wasting time, Reluctence, TV Serials.

    Worst Nightmare     :  Spiders (I'm an 
Arachnophobiatic)

    People of My Dreams    :  Archemedes, 
Sri Buddha, Leonardo da Vinci,
                   Albert Einstein, Swami Vivekananda, Bruce Lee,
                   Stephen Hawking, Helen Keller, Florence
                   Nightingale, Mother Theresa

    About Girlfriend    :  if (isFemale() && isAge() < 22 && have_No_Boyfriend())
                      {
                      if (isInterested())
                     contact_Me_Immediately();
                      else
                     printf("Okey...Its your choice");
                      }
                   else
                      printf("Not yet appointed...Searching for 
one!!!");

    About Better half    :  Need atleast 100 
MB space to write everything...
                   [I'm planning to write a book on that subject]

    Dreamgirl        :  Explorer has performed an illegal operation
                    and the system will be shutdown.
                   Details : Access denied
                   exit(1);

    Happiest Moment     :  Yet to encounter 
(Methinks its when I enjoys the
                   sweetness of my partner's lips for the first time)

    Friends          :  Diminished circle which 
is always dwindling

    Best friend        :  The List is Empty now.  Null pointer 
assignment.

    Favourite Languages     :  C, C++, 
Visual C++, Assembly(80x86)

    Favourite Platform    :  Linux

    Favourite Areas         :  System 
programming, Hacking.

    Favourite Food          :  Very adaptive to 
situations

    Favourite Subjects    :  Physics, 
Astronomy, Mathematics, IT,
                   Physiology, Psychology...[Very long list]

    Favourite Heroes    :  Dolph Lundgren, 
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Antony Hopkins,
                   Robert Patrick, Pierce Brosnan, Bruce Lee...

    Favourite Heroines    :  Julia Roberts, 
Bridget Fonda, Cameroon Diaz,
                   Sandra Bullock, Catherine Zeta Jones, Michelle Yeoh...

    Favourite Sports    :  Cricket, Tennis, 
Martial Arts, Football, Volley Ball,
                   Badminton, Baseball, Basket Ball, Sepak Takraw
                   Billiards, Chess... [Did we miss something?]

    Favourite Sportstars    :  Michael 
Jordan, Carl Malone [NBA],
                   Jonty Rhodes, Lance Klusner [Cricket],
                   Goran Ivanisevic, Amanda Coetzer [Lawn Tennis],
                   Camilla Martin [Badminton],

    Favourite Troops    :  The Cranberries, 
B*Witched, The Corrs, Boyzone
                   MLTR, Savage Garden, Enigma, Spice Girls, ABBA.

    Favourite Singers    :  Darren 
Haynes(S.G), Jascha Richter(MLTR),
                   Andrea(Corrs), Shania Twain, Mandy Moore,
                   Michael Jackson, Madonna, KennyG.

    Favourite Songs       :  The Cranberries 
- Ode to my family
                   Chumbawamba - Tubthumbing
                   Savage Garden - Truly Madly Deeply, Affirmation
                   MLTR - Someday, Wild Woman, Sleeping Child
                   Enigma - Return to Innocense
                   Spice Girls - Viva Forever, Mama
                   Phil Collins - Paradise
                   Kenny G - All songs in the album Breathless

    Favourite Animals    :  Killer Whale, 
White Shark, Rattle Snake,
                   Peregreine Falcon, Anaconda, King Cobra.

    Favourite Place     :  Yet to find...

    My Motto        :  Diligence and 
perseverence always yield best results

    /* SUCCESSFUL PROGRAM TERMINATION */
    /* START THE CLEAN UP ROUTINES    */
     getch();
    return 0;
    }